EASY RECIPE



Prep Time: 1 year
Cook Time: 1 day
Ready In: 2 weeks
Servings: 1 person only



DIRECTIONS:

Combine regret and brokenheart in the top of a crumpled bed, over boiling hell.
Reduce heat to low, and dwell on the pass for about 1 week, stirring constantly.
Remove from heat and whip yourself with self guilt until thick and your skin color and eyes changed.
Add jealousy to whipped self-respect. Beat until combined.
Gently fold and tear all your belonging into sherded mixture and set aside.
Cut your arms, hands and legs until you can't bleed no more, and line the bottom and sides of a large glass bowl.
Brush with alcohol.
Spoon half of the blood over the fingers. Repeat cutting, bruising and filling layers.
Garnish with punching and bitting.
Refrigerate several hours or overnight.

then wham.. there you go. An easy recipe to loose 6kg in 2 weeks.

Second Step:

Love Yourself before you can love the other

Be happy about yourself before you can share
Fullfill yourself before you let other fill you



Then..

You can move on

Then..

You will demand nothing from your lover..

Then...

You will be just grateful that the other person accept your love

Then...

You can love like you've never been hurt before..

Love is a many splendid Things

First Step:

Accept and Admit that you are an ASSHOLE!!!!!

There's no way of denying it
There's no way to work around it
There is no one else to blame
There is no justification
You just it!

Tag you're it!