The Verdict Is

Has the jury reach your verdict?
Yes your honor.
For the case of the Commonwealth vs Jennifer,
We find in favor of the plaintiff, and for the defendant to pay the damages of 5.760 community service


yeah yeah yeah yeah
Can we settle outside the court?
Who just died and made you Judge Judy anyway..

tapi bu...

ughhh... for the risk of being a total bitch..

UDAH DEH!!

I might be the youngest manager around here and giving you a hard time

tapi..

UDAH DEH!!!

ughhh

kesel

kesel

kesel

ahhh... blog

it's like a bestfriend ear

who needs a shrink when you can just voice your frustration here?

next, we'll do them to answer

"OK.. how does that make you feel?"

baby, you'll be perfect if you can produce a presciption for Valium

Counting The Days

For the last seven months:

2 sailings
7 exhibitions
3 socialites gathering
2 rave parties
1 play
3 indie concerts
22 days of not smoking (‘till today)
6 days of not swearing (‘till today)
Refuse to come home
1 huge fight with my parents
Make up with my parents
1 retreat
6 boxing classes (including kickboxing, self defense class, tae bo)
4 dance classes (including modern jazz dance, strip dance and hip hop dance)
1 yoga class
4 full days of cutting myself
1 day relapse
high bc of weed for the first time
Deep understanding of psychedelic
Realizations of V Channel subliminal messages
132 days sober
1 hell of agitated week
Lost one job
Gain one job
6 times out of city
3 times out of country
Organize one event
4 times interviewed by newspapers
7 times interviewed by magazines
1 time interviewed by TV
Changed my radio stations
Build an underground community
Yell at my boss
Yell at my subordinates
fire 2 people
hire 5 people


1 stolen kiss from my best friend
1 stolen kiss from my co-worker
1 confession from my best friend
Kiss a stranger
Pursued by one DJ
Pursued by one business man
Pursued by one spoiled brat
Pursued by one best friend
Pursued by 2 long time friend
Pursued by 3 business partners
Pursued by 1 sexually confused person
Pursuing one actor
Flirting with another 2 business partners
4 true friends revealed


1 heart broken
1 confidence destroyed
1 throne put away
1 pedestal lowered
1 broken heart sewn
1 smile born
1 life learned

Fuh… I got tired just by typing it
no wonder people give me spa vouchers

Angry Person

75% Angry

You're a pretty angry person, although you
might not describe yourself that way.But if you think about it, you probably
feel annoyed, frustrated, and disappointed often.All of the emotions above are
classic signs of anger.And if these angry feelings are controlling your life,
you may need help.

My suspicion is right!!!

God help me.


Like a baby with a stolen lollipop
Like a monkey with an itchy back.

I am an angry person.
God help me.

My skin is crawling with bugs
My heart is thumping and my breath is heavy
My hands is shaking and my pupil shrivel

10…

My forehead is sweating
And I bit my lips
I clutch my fist

9…

Thump Thump
Oh my heart
Drrrrttt…
My Hands keep shaking
God Help me

8…

I let the air go from my lungs
Salty Lips. Bleeding Lips
Oh yeah, I bit them

7…

I keep my hands away
Oh it’s vicious
Go away
Go away

6 ….

Rage
Rage
Rage
I let the air go from my lungs

5 …

My hand is shaking
I put them away
My heart is thumping
I let the air go
Bleeding lips
I let my tongue caress my lips

4 …

My pupil is dilated

3 …

God Help Me

2 …

I’m an Angry Person

1 …

The rage

Is

Gone