....of my love life this year
Guy no. 1
Jesus Syndrome: he thinks that’s he’s here to help everyone and will try to become a martyr for greater good even though that means scarification from the people he loves.
Well honey you ain't Jesus and your greater good is not my greater good. So ciao baby.
Guy no. 2
Peter Pan syndrome: he doesn’t want to grow up. He still wants to play with the Lost Boys and has Wendy to babysit him.
Uhm.. yeah… what about no.
Guy no. 3
Tragic Hero syndrome: a condition where he believes that he doesn’t deserve to love and be loved in return because he’s so fucked and he will drag everybody down with him.
Well, you know what they say. You will become what you believe. And sweetie, don’t take it personal. It’s not me. It’s you.
Guy no. 4
And now.. I’m reaching for the impossible.