You, Me and Poke Sushi

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+: Oh.. loe juga baru putus?

++: Iya..sekitar 2 minggu juga

+: oh. Udh berapa lama jadiannya?

++: 4 tahun

+: Weleh.. beban loe lebih berat kayaknya ya.. kenapa putus?

++: Dia nyeleweng

+: Oops.. (dgn sok diplomatis nya berpikir that everybody deserve their own happiness and trying not to be judgmental) ya udah lah.. just try to get over her..

++: Dia minta balik..

+: Oh ya? Trus? Everybody make mistake you know..

++: And you? You made your mistakes?

+: hahaha.. you’re kidding me? Loe pikir menu di restaurant loe ini sudah cukup panjang dan bervariatif? Loe belum lihat daftar dosa gw aja.. mencukup dengan appetizers and desserts bo..

++: (senyum) Bukannya gitu.. yg dia selewengin bikin sakit bgt..

+: Emang siapa? Bawahan loe? Temen loe? Your brothers? (oh my god) Jangan2 bokap loe?

++: Gila loe!! Maksud loe? (melotot)

+: Loh ya.. yah ga tau.. abis loe bilang semua engga.. siapa lagi donk? (tiba-tiba teringat sesuatu).. Jangan-jangan.. sesama kelamin ya?

++: (menghela nafas) Yoi..

+: (uncomfortable silence that only both sides can interpret) Dang Dude.. Nama selewengannya siapa?

++: C***

+: Anjrit… G kenal ama tuh orang.. (langsung ngakak).. Bo.. percaya deh ama gw… kl pacar loe nyeleweng ama org kayak gitu ga worth it bgt loe pikirin..

++: Kok loe bisa ngomong gitu?

+: Just believe me ok.. I’m telling you as a friend..

++: Kayaknya loe banyak skeleton in the closet nih..

+: And between my one-time-launch dresses and unworn shoes, I’m surprised that it actually still fit in my closet..

After 27 years of denial
5 years of therapy
And too many issues to count
It finally comes true…

I AM MY MOTHER’S DAUGHTER….
(can somebody say yikes?)

AA Meeting

Counselor: So tell us what happened..

Participant: I just never believed it.. I never thought I do it more than other people.. I always thought this is what everybody do.. I...

Counselor: It’s ok.. You can share it here.. This is the safe circle..

Participant: My friends have been telling me about this… That I should be careful.. That I have a problem.. But I always deny it and never actually believe them..

Counselor: That’s called self-denial.. Now the next step is to accept it and works toward recovery..
Why don’t you start by telling us what happened..

Participant: OK.. After 3 weeks of lack of sleep I have another sleepless night. So I decided to watch some DVDs.. and one of the DVD was bothering me.. it wasn’t in order. So I .. I …

Counselor: (encouraging tone) Go on..

Participant: I start arranging them.. then suddenly I just black out. The next thing I know, 6 hrs later, I rearrange all my DVDs, CDs, books and comics..by alphabet, genre, and numbers(sobbing).
I spend 6 hours!!

Counselor: (holding the participant hand) Is that all?

Participant: (sobbing even harder) no! I even rearrange my shoes, clothes and underwear according to the colors and length..

Others: (gasp)

Counselor: Ok… So now are you ready to embrace it? Are you ready to accept and admit it?

Participant: (tried to stop crying) Yes.. I think I do..
Hi everybody, my name is Jennifer and I’m anal…

Who Wants To Be A Superhero?

My power will be to fly and disappear and read someone thoughts



I will be immune to broken hearts and loneliness



My costume is a cloak and an armor to protect my heart

Ga ngerti gw..

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